"Well hello ladies, do you come here often? One of you looks familiar, but I don't think I've seen your friend around here before. Could you lean in a little closer? I can't quite hear you. Oh yes, that's better. Come on, don't be shy. I won't bite. (No matter what my mother has told you to the contrary.) Go on, sit down next to me. No, no, don't be silly, I'm not trying to pick you up. But I would love it if you picked me up. Perhaps I could interest you in a little champagne..."
