Self Diagnosis: Ouch
This is what happens when a brand new can of shaving cream falls on top of your foot in the shower. I'm pretty sure it cracked my fifth metatarsal. But this happened over a week ago now, and although it's still very tender to the touch, it's not too painful when I'm walking around. (Bonus trivia for longtime friends: Yes, it is the same foot and even same bone that I just plain broke way back when I was 21...this new hit is just about an inch forward of the "classic.")